Present in way too many places

Ever felt like you must have split personalities??… You enter a website that you never-ever heard about before, and when you try to sign-up it tells you the username has already been taken. But then you start thinking: something is off! And try to login with an old password .. and you’re in! Happened to me just now.

I think I have a split personality that registers me at different websites and “forgets” to tell me about it. Hmmm… maybe I should come up with a name for my new “friend”.